when i came out to my dad he was like ‘honey i don’t care if you fuck girls lord knows i’ve sucked a lil dick in my time’
i can’t wait to tell my dad that he’s famous on the internet for sucking cock i’m sure he’ll be thrilled
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
Happy Valentines Day.
If you want to give me my gift please join the line of people over there:
The Runaways//Cherry Bomb
Can’t stay at home, can’t stay in school
Old folks say, ya poor little fool
Down the street, I’m the girl next door
I’m the fox you’ve been waiting for
|math teacher:||what did you get for number 6?|
|me:||a loADED G OD COMPLEX COCK IT ANd PULLIT|